lanturd:

Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.

(via starbuckara)

Tags: Other

whogrooveson:

Deprensum in puero tetricis me vocibus, uxor, corripis et culum te quoque habere refers.

Ha Ha Ha here’s a little blog post explaining what that bit of latin means 

Its actually quite a bit dirty

but I love that he knows latin and realizes that she also knows latin enough to know what’s being said.

vodka-and-sleeping-pills:

Ilica, 1971.

mindykaeling:

And it’s good for promoting a healthy lifestyle, which Pawnee desperately needs.

(Source: kerrywashingten, via icanmakeyouhate)

in-sepiatones:

talking to people about my obsessions pretending im just a casual fan

(via starbuckara)

(Source: ohdanascully)

fuckyeahrhodgilbert:

Rhod Gilbert, being the great oaf that he is, gets put in his place by a listener from Vermont.

(via fuckajesus)

Irlande nul points

(Source: teflonly)

Tags: Father Ted

wimkh:

Do you have the time madam? IT’S PARTY TIME DON’T LOOK AT YOUR WATCH!

You can’t run a ship like that.

(Source: teflonly, via fuckajesus)

futurefantastic:

"bear with me," i say

i have a bear with me. i want everyone to know

(via starbuckara)

Tags: Other