"As the name [Google Instant] suggests, this all happens instantly. It’s the internet on fast-forward, and it’s aggressive - like trying to order from a waiter who keeps finishing your sentences while ramming spoonfuls of what he thinks you want directly into your mouth, so you can’t even enjoy your blancmange without chewing a gobful of black pudding first."
"Anyway, God knows what they were thinking when they made this. I mean seriously, I mean who the Hell’s going to tune in to see some unattractive, increasingly paunchy and irrelevant TV presenter just sitting around on his own in his house just talking and talking and talking and-… Oh…"
— Charlie Brooker, Screenwipe