JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SINCE WHEN DOES THE TAG SMOOTH MEAN PHOTOS OF NAKED MEN WITH ERECT PENISES FOR FUCK’S SAKE TUMBLR
It got stuck under my garden fence, I thought I’d never get it out! It got scared of my dog and tried to run under the fence and its pointy bits (spines, apparently :/ ) got stuck and I was so scared they’d get ripped off if I tried to push him out! But in the end, my mom managed to somehow push it out and I carried it on the grass across the street!
IN MY HANDS!
I put some old cloth around it, but still! I never held a hedgehog before! I did pet them a few times, but this is a whole new level! He kind of squirmed and I was afraid I’ll drop him, but he was soooooo cute and vulnerable and small, I wish I could hug him! And I wish I had the time to take a pic! Hope he’s not traumatized by the whole event though :/
He probably sees me as some kind of huge monster, but in my mind we’re BFFs now :D
EDIT
Lol I just noticed I keep alternating between “him” and “it”. I know it’s supposed to be “it” in English, but it feels so weird sometimes.
da fuq tumblr sort yourself out
First my own posts weren’t appearing on my dash, and now some posts I’ve never seen before start appearing in the pages of dashboard I’ve already checked. Am I the only one? :/
I’m writing an email to a professor about my final project or whatever the heck it’s called. I’ve been writing it for like 3 hours, and all I’ve got for now is one sentence. It’s quite a long sentence, but still :(
I have a bazillion questions, but I’m not sure if the professor will want to be my mentor, so I can’t ask all the questions now because it will be stupid if I write a load of questions and he replies with just “no”. But I can’t not ask any questions because whenever I write a short mail, it sounds lame and like I don’t give a fuck and like I’m not taking my duties as a student seriously. I wish humans never invented communication.
I just went through 70 pages of new posts… I thought it was never going to end! I don’t know how I managed it when I used to have 70 pages every morning :/
ANYWAY
I was sick. I caught a cold even though it’s already summer weather in Zagreb. It’s the worst when you think “I could use this time to rest and maybe re-watch something fun” but then you realize you don’t even feel like watching anything. Not even Would I Lie to You! And I could re-watch that FOREVER. And nothing is worse than feeling like all your clothes become very scratchy, and that SO ANNOYING itch around your nose from wiping it too much. And the itching in ears. I want to stab my ears with a pencil.
Oh and the other day, I dreamed twice that we got a new teacher for some of my Japanese classes and I was like I absolutely cannot be late for the first class with the new teacher, and then I was late. Like, properly late. An hour or so. And I was late because I got lost inside the faculty buildings. There were so many corridors! Like an evil version of Hogwarts. And the new classroom was basically a garden with desks and chairs in it o.O
Oh and recently we learned the kanji for God and when I saw it in the textbook all my Kamisama Mou Sukoshi Dake feels came back :(They loved each other so much! ;_; And Keigo was so sexy ;___;
Anyway, less whining, more reblogging funny stuff! Although, it’s getting late, so I think I’ll go to bed now.
Good night then, and if you’ve read this whole post, congratulations. I should probably just start a diary or something XD
Okay so uhm I downloaded the movie Confetti because it has Martin Freeman, Robert Webb and Jimmy Carr (I know, right?!), but when I read that Robert Webb and Olivia Colman are playing a nudist couple, I didn’t think they’d actually be naked all the time o.o
I’m only ten minutes into the movie and I’ve already seen Robert’s manly bits like 3 times

I mean, I know I shouldn’t really mind it since I’m like 21 (or was it 20? I’m losing track already) but still O.O
EDIT
Oh wait I think the naked part is over. Also, Martin is as adorable as ever :3

Obligatory photo of Bleki on Friday the 13th :D
It wasn’t actually taken today because the little lady couldn’t be bothered to stand still for one damn second while I take the picture.





