closeyourcuticle:

I’m surprised I found a clip of just this!  But yea, this is probably got to do with how I’ve come to let go of things, ideas, and people that all hurt me.  Simon Amstell basically rationalised it for me and my critical Aquarius mind must have just clicked with it.

This is also for the person I’m talking to in PM right now, so since I can’t send it, please watch it.  It isn’t long. :3

oycapaldi:

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Struggling actor Clarence (Simon Amstell) moves in to a cheap room he found on a dodgy online ad. He ends up living with self-proclaimed Kraftwerk wunderkind Max (David O’ Doherty) who only cares about perfecting the keyboard and neat freak TJ (Jon Richardson) who is obsessed with cleanliness…and getting laid. Moody neighbour Dan (Richard Ayoade) practically lives in their kitchen closet too, conveniently appearing when someone’s ordering takeaway or buying booze. 

oycapaldi:

Fake tv show meme | Living Pains

Struggling actor Clarence (Simon Amstell) moves in to a cheap room he found on a dodgy online ad. He ends up living with self-proclaimed Kraftwerk wunderkind Max (David O’ Doherty) who only cares about perfecting the keyboard and neat freak TJ (Jon Richardson) who is obsessed with cleanliness…and getting laid. Moody neighbour Dan (Richard Ayoade) practically lives in their kitchen closet too, conveniently appearing when someone’s ordering takeaway or buying booze. 

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"The other issue— and this is often a problem when I meet new people— they somehow don’t realize that I am funny. And I think if you don’t know that coming in then the things I say seem to be a bit odd or aggressive, and I have to say to them, ‘Oh no, don’t worry, I’m professionally funny.’"

— Numb: Simon Amstell Live from the BBC ( X )

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"I went up to him and said ‘you look a lot like Jared Leto! Do you know who Jared Leto is?’ and he said ‘I am Jared Leto’. I wasn’t ready for that. So all I could manage to say was ‘your beauty in Requiem For A Dream detracted from the narrative.’"

— Simon Amstell  (via amnesiac1331)s (via punkslovepoints)

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sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

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