— Numb: Simon Amstell Live from the BBC ( X )
"The other issue— and this is often a problem when I meet new people— they somehow don’t realize that I am funny. And I think if you don’t know that coming in then the things I say seem to be a bit odd or aggressive, and I have to say to them, ‘Oh no, don’t worry, I’m professionally funny.’"
"I went up to him and said ‘you look a lot like Jared Leto! Do you know who Jared Leto is?’ and he said ‘I am Jared Leto’. I wasn’t ready for that. So all I could manage to say was ‘your beauty in Requiem For A Dream detracted from the narrative.’"