The Beet Farmer
SM: I've got a rule, like, if it comes in my house then I'm allowed to kill it.
SF: Right.
SM: Because they're trespassing.
SF: So how many Jehovah's Witnesses have you killed?
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Stephen: Swimming with dolphins. That's apparently a very good treatment for depression.
Sean: Not if they reject you. Not if they go*makes dolphin noises*and off they go. That takes you to another level.
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Do you know about the curse of the ninth?

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They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is (x)

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enigmaticpenguinofdeath:

Surrealissimo (2002)

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